One night, I and my lady friend at the time were going back to my place. Irrespective of our plans for the evening, one thing we did not expect en route was an unsavory encounter with a gaggle of boys who couldn't have been a full 10 years old. As we crossed the intersection of Boylston and Brookline by the Landmark Center, we passed these children who called out, 'Hey, can I get some pussy?' Another time, the same girl and I were walking down Queensberry-- we weren't even being affectionate with each other, but nevertheless on this tranquil evening, we heard the voice of what had to have been a drunken college girl call out smugly, 'LezzzzzzBEEEE-inzzz!' Your powers of observation are in tact, my friend. Want a cookie? |