What'd you say?

Friday night, Central Square, walking into a liquor store, joking about how we might be able to pick up some other substances nearby. My friend who's visiting from NYC says, "Near my place too! You've seen where I live! I'm surprised you didn't get propositioned!" This man was apparently so mesmerized by the P word that he couldn't even walk through the door. We didn't know how to get him out of our way, but he wanted to stare at us, so he moved to get a better look. Then he said to his friend, "Man, if you just heard what I heard!" Dude, we were talking about fools like you!