a couple of years ago, my best friend and i were driving around the midwest on a bit of a road trip. we were totally minding our own business when i saw this sign on a car window next to us. i was like, 'whats that say?' so we slowed down and started reading it together:"Have you ever wanted to see a man pleasure himself? Well..." and before we got any further, we both screamed and i stepped on the gas. stupid motherfucker drove off the road at the next exit. i should have called the cops. next time ill get his plates! |