StarFucks on Charles Street

I understand that not many men have any idea WHERE they're looking when they're just staring off into space, wearing their three-piece suits, on their corporate lunch breaks, sipping their goddamn mocha frappuccinos, but MY CROTCH is not available for your viewing pleasure. which is definitely not at your eye level. which is why you "shifted" yourself, and moved to get a better view, you total jerk. i'm just trying to sit here and work. and my legs are holding up my computer. and i'm wearing jeans!! and i don't feel like crossing them because i don't want them to go numb. so what - i'm supposed to choose between NUMB LEGS and your PERVY LITTLE EYES? i hope you OD on caffeine. love, sam